There was a time when I decided, out of stupidity, I would go to the d

Published Thursday, 30th Jul 06:52 BST

There was a time when I decided, out of stupidity, I would go to the direct buying association, also known as the DSA, to buy a vehicle. I had come to just get a bike to be honest after mine had been ran over by a van. I was still horribly mad at my 'friend' who thought it would be funny. I didn't have a job yet after job hunting for weeks, so it wasn't time to lose my bike. However some things happen that are just out of your control. I didn't end up buying a bike however. Instead, I bought into revenge. I bought a van.

The DSA had an amazing deal, one I couldn't resist. It was so cheap and affordable, but the dsa hid a couple things, like the quality. Oh well, you get what you paid for I guess.

Anyways my plan was to do to my 'friend' exactly what he had done to me, but worse. To ride my shitty one-time needed van into his vehicle to screw him over! However I didn't take into consideration that I would have to take the driving lessons uk, boy did that suck. Before I knew it I was paying insurance, and gas, and for lessons all for this van so I could get revenge. That sucked.

I should have just gotten the damn bike. But anyways, finally the day came that I could ram into his van on the driveway, and my heart was pumping in exhilaration and I was excited and full of energy.

BAM! I hit into it and boy did I feel good. For about two seconds before the airbag exploded into my face and I couldn't see anything.

Then this old man came out screaming and cursing.... what on earth... It turned out this van in fact wasn't my friends van. It was his distant uncle's who had come to visit them, and he used it to deliver flowers for his company. There was no way I could escape the blame, as it was in a driveway, I just happened to drive into a driveway and smash into a car? ya right. All for a little revenge. Trust me, revenge SUCKS.

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