My Transport Opinion

There are various modes of transportation. The most obvious one, of course, is the car. And, the second obvious one, walking. However, the skateboard and scooter, along with the Rollerblade, are not as common.

There's a new kid on the block: automatic driving school. Here, the instruction is about various modes of transportation, along with propermaintenanceof said vehicle (which scooter, bike, Rollerblade, or skateboard). The school has found a steady supply of income, since the students are required to invest in motor oil, being that the majority of methods have a motor that goes hand in hand with movement.

There are also strategies regarding effective trafficking,diligentmiling, and conscientious use of what has come to be known as "the dangerous scooter scheme," which basically involves a "carpool" of scooter riders who ride on the same scooter.

This is discouraged, as the likelihood of accident increases not tenfold, but a thousand-fold. Quite simply, there is always an accident when this method is encroached upon as being used. Theoccurrenceof motor scooters is encouraged for this reason. Few want to party on a motor scooter.

Common to all automatic driving schools is Instruction. instruction takes various forms: preventing explosion, ensuring safe arrival, lubrication of metal joints (along with overall health of any vehicle being used), and preventing reckless driving.

This is especially vital for motor scooters. A motor scooter can easily become a monster out of control. Unless the person riding it is properly trained, s/he can be bucked off in an instant, resulting in hitting the hard and unfeeling pavement underneath his/her once-moving body.

Consequently, a mantra is taught: "Never give in, never give up... except when you're dead." The second part - "except when you're dead" - was included to prevent the loophole of ghosts. Ghosts are a very serious business, and if you cannot prevent them, more accident are prone to occur, resulting in more ghosts, and more deaths. Not a pretty cycle.

However, generally death does not occur, and most of the automatic driving schools boast a graduation rate of 86.8% (including those who have died). The result of this is that the bribing of politicians for more money is all the easier -- the program works!